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Alan Walker - Faded
Mature man looking for love on Gumtree

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an older gentleman who's looking for a romantic connection on Gumtree. 

Tuesday 18 January 2022

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
How do you dilute water?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random man under the guise of a government official and poses a range of silly questions to see how long before the victim hangs up

Monday 17 January 2022

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
School boy caught cheating in a test

This prank sees Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson play the role of a school guidance counsellor. Teaming up with a high schooler, the duo call up the school boy's mother and lead her to believe that her son has been up to no good. 

Thursday 13 January 2022

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Senseless Survey: What does water taste like?

Kfm Mornings chat Cape Town's parliament fire before Darren Whackhead Simpson kicks off the first Senseless Survey of 2022! 

Monday 10 January 2022

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Magic Mike the love doctor

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson poses as a powerful love doctor and helps his prank victim cast a spell on her cheating boyfriend.

Friday 17 December 2021

12 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
You sound like you swallowed a dictionary

Have you ever met someone who uses big words to sound smart? Well, in this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson faces a person who talks in such grandiloquent terms that his friends are now fed up with trying to hold a conversation with him.

Wednesday 15 December 2021

12 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
'battery-operated boyfriend' recall

Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'.

Tuesday 14 December 2021

10 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
You're not ugly, you're just not your type

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.

Monday 13 December 2021

8 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Husband's furious reaction to overpriced vet bill

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with a lady to prank her short-fused husband. The husband is unhappy with the vet bill. He's upset and constantly moaning about the amount of money he has to pay for a basic procedure.

Thursday 09 December 2021

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Darren shares Rassie prank backstory

Darren tells the story of when he received a phone call from Warren Gatland's lawyer prior to airing his prank on Kfm Mornings...

Wednesday 08 December 2021

8 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
What time do you switch from coffee to wine?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.

Monday 06 December 2021

8 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Santa's community service

Santa has a gig, but first he has something to confess...

Thursday 02 December 2021

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Can I speak to one of your ninjas?

When a call starts off with 'Can I speak to one of your ninjas?' you know it's going to be a good prank!

Wednesday 01 December 2021

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Hout Bay Hoover hitman strikes again

Michael runs a deep cleaning business with his family. His wife describes him as gentle and gullible — so she concocts a plan with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to give her husband a bit of a scare.

Tuesday 30 November 2021

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
What part of your smartphone is smart?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson comes up with a list of the most ridiculous questions and looks to a random person for answers.

Monday 29 November 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Fake engagement ring

Thursday 25 November 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
What did things taste like before chicken?

Monday 22 November 2021

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Road rage fight goes too far

Thursday 18 November 2021

9 Minute listen