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Whackhead's Prank: Ex wants his first love back

Whackhead's Prank: Ex wants his first love back

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson helps a best man prank the groom-to-be ahead of the wedding.

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike's spell will get your boyfriend to love you again

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike's spell will get your boyfriend to love you again

Magic Mike calls up a lady desperate to get her boyfriend to stop cheating.

Whackhead's Prank: Extreme way to deal with telemarketers

Whackhead's Prank: Extreme way to deal with telemarketers

Just when we thought we've heard it all, Whackhead finds a genius way to scare off a call centre agent.

Senseless Survey: Are prawns just cockroach mermaids?

Senseless Survey: Are prawns just cockroach mermaids?

How many twisted questions will the prank victim answer before he catches on and hangs up?

Whackhead's Prank: Venomous snakes on the loose

Whackhead's Prank: Venomous snakes on the loose

If there's anything we learnt from this throwback prank, it's not to expose your fears to Whackhead!

Senseless Survey: Do you look forward to coming home to your WiFi

Senseless Survey: Do you look forward to coming home to your WiFi

Whackhead Simpson poses as a government official and poses a range of silly questions to an unsuspecting stranger.

Whackhead's Prank: Nightmare boyfriend prank on strict father

Whackhead's Prank: Nightmare boyfriend prank on strict father

A 20-year-old woman teams up with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her overprotective father.

Whackhead's Prank: Banned from network for racy messages

Whackhead's Prank: Banned from network for racy messages

Whackhead Simpson helps a wife prank her wholesome husband.

Senseless Survey: Does the existence of shampoo imply the existence of shampee?

Senseless Survey: Does the existence of shampoo imply the existence of shampee?

Whackhead Simpson poses as a government official and poses a range of silly questions to an unsuspecting stranger.

Whackhead's Prank: Husband is furious about overpriced vet bill

Whackhead's Prank: Husband is furious about overpriced vet bill

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with a lady to prank her short-fused husband.

Whackhead's Prank: Smelly feet too much for driving instructor

Whackhead's Prank: Smelly feet too much for driving instructor

Whackhead Simpson poses as a driving school owner who's received a complaint about shortchanging his lessons.

Senseless Survey: Do you know where tartar sauce comes from?

Senseless Survey: Do you know where tartar sauce comes from?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau and dupes him into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: I saw you in the gym, can I paint you?

Whackhead's Prank: I saw you in the gym, can I paint you?

Whackhead Simpson poses as an artist who's just found his muse.

Whackhead's Prank: Flowers for my wife and 2 girlfriends

Whackhead's Prank: Flowers for my wife and 2 girlfriends

Florists are in the business of romance. But what happens when one man is getting too much love?

Whackhead's Prank: There's a rat in the phone

Whackhead's Prank: There's a rat in the phone

What is the best way to get a rat out of your phone? Darren has the answer.

Whackhead's Prank: Help finding lost wallet

Whackhead's Prank: Help finding lost wallet

Darren offers his help to find a lost wallet advertised on Gumtree.

Whackhead's Prank: Learner's test over the phone

Whackhead's Prank: Learner's test over the phone

A throwback prank from Whackhead Simpson where he tricks a young girl into taking her learner's licence test over the phone. 

Whackhead's Prank:  Caller can't get enough of his minty biscuits

Whackhead's Prank: Caller can't get enough of his minty biscuits

A serious conversation about disabled parking spots is derailed by one passionate minty biscuit consumer.

Whackhead Simpson pranks Lions head coach Warren Gatland

Whackhead Simpson pranks Lions head coach Warren Gatland

Posing as Rassie Erasmus, Whackhead calls Lion's boss ahead of Saturday's crucial second Test.

Senseless Survey:  If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Senseless Survey: If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Whackhead Simpson asks a ridiculous set of questions under the guise of the census to see how long his prank victim will stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Mom's exorbitant overseas call

Whackhead's Prank: Mom's exorbitant overseas call

Whackhead Simpson helps a guy who's working in India prank his mom with a pricey reverse charge call.

Senseless Survey: How strong would gorillas be if they did CrossFit?

Senseless Survey: How strong would gorillas be if they did CrossFit?

How many ridiculous questions will Whackhead Simpson manage to ask in his Senseless Survey?

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we won't cover your diabetes medication

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we won't cover your diabetes medication

Whackhead Simpson pranks a guy looking for a better deal on his diabetes medication.

Senseless Survey: Always the last to know that you're in an open relationship

Senseless Survey: Always the last to know that you're in an open relationship

How many Senseless Survey questions will the prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Your girlfriend and I made a special DVD

Whackhead's Prank: Your girlfriend and I made a special DVD

Whackhead Simpson colludes with a woman to prank her hugely jealous boyfriend.

Whackhead's Prank: Addict calls Gamblers Anonymous

Whackhead's Prank: Addict calls Gamblers Anonymous

Whackhead Simpson is curious about what happens when you call the hotline for gambling addicts.

Senseless Survey: There's no angry way to say bubbles

Senseless Survey: There's no angry way to say bubbles

How many crazy questions will Whackhead Simpson ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead Prank: South African army needs you for a top secret mission

Whackhead Prank: South African army needs you for a top secret mission

Sherlin and Sibs both agree that the prank set-up is too implausible for even the most gullible to fall for.

SA's Daniel Janse van Rensburg on surviving Equatorial Guinea's Black Beach jail

SA's Daniel Janse van Rensburg on surviving Equatorial Guinea's Black Beach jail

The SA businessman reveals his remarkable story of surviving one of the most dangerous and notorious jails in the world.

Whackhead Prank: How much does your wife weigh?

Whackhead Prank: How much does your wife weigh?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson rips on another husband who's made the doomed mistake of buying his wife a pair of shoes.

Whackhead's Prank: Husband's birthday gift disaster

Whackhead's Prank: Husband's birthday gift disaster

Whackhead Simpson picks on husband for his poor birthday gift choice.

Listen to Whackhead's Top 10 Pranks of 2020

Listen to Whackhead's Top 10 Pranks of 2020

Here’s a look back at Whackhead Simpson's most-listened-to pranks of 2020.

Senseless Survey: Do you drink to make other people interesting?

Senseless Survey: Do you drink to make other people interesting?

Whackhead Simpson poses as a Senseless Survey official and asks a random citizen to answer a range of silly questions for her country.

Whackhead's Prank: Wedding dress ruined in dry cleaning accident

Whackhead's Prank: Wedding dress ruined in dry cleaning accident

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with groom-to-be (also named Darren) and a bridal shop in an elaborate prank.

Whackhead's Prank: Is my boyfriend cheating on me?

Whackhead's Prank: Is my boyfriend cheating on me?

A young lady is convinced that her boyfriend is unfaithful. Whackhead helps her with proof.

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with your shoes on?

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with your shoes on?

How many questions will the prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Frustrating keypad miscommunication

Whackhead's Prank: Frustrating keypad miscommunication

Whackhead prank confuses a human customer care agent with a virtual one.

Whackhead's Prank: Gerald has no luck with airport's voice assistant

Whackhead's Prank: Gerald has no luck with airport's voice assistant

Poor Gerald aka Darren "Whackhead" Simpson always seems to find himself in a pickle!

Senseless Survey: Is it illegal to spray tan a baby?

Senseless Survey: Is it illegal to spray tan a baby?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: R12K for a smashed window repair

Whackhead's Prank: R12K for a smashed window repair

Whackhead pranks a golfer with an exorbitant window repair bill.

Whackhead's Prank: Help me find my daughter, her name is... Iva Hugeas

Whackhead's Prank: Help me find my daughter, her name is... Iva Hugeas

Whackhead's inspired by Bart Simpson's infamous crank calls to Moe's Tavern.

Senseless Survey: Never trust someone who runs for fun

Senseless Survey: Never trust someone who runs for fun

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Looking to hire an au pair with very specific requirements

Whackhead's Prank: Looking to hire an au pair with very specific requirements

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an elite au pair agency in England with a very specific request.

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, no gun licence for you

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, no gun licence for you

Whackhead dupes a man into thinking that his gun application was denied because of his wife.

Senseless Survey: Offended by your phone when you turn your cam on selfie mode?

Senseless Survey: Offended by your phone when you turn your cam on selfie mode?

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Gun shop owner can't stop laughing

Whackhead's Prank: Gun shop owner can't stop laughing

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shares a real-life call from a frantic man to a local gun shop.

Senseless Survey: Sleeping in considered lazy, yet going to bed early is not

Senseless Survey: Sleeping in considered lazy, yet going to bed early is not

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Throwback to Whackhead Simpson's prank interview with Invictus star Matt Damon

Throwback to Whackhead Simpson's prank interview with Invictus star Matt Damon

This is hands down the most cringe-worthy prank that Whackhead has ever performed.

Whackhead's Prank: Private Bank calls the wrong number

Whackhead's Prank: Private Bank calls the wrong number

Whackhead has a little fun when he unexpectedly receives a wrong-number call.

Linda and Janine's reading with Psychic Medium John Edward

Linda and Janine's reading with Psychic Medium John Edward

Mother and daughter get a reading from world-renowned psychic medium.

Whackhead's Prank: Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's Prank: Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's cut himself and wants to donate the blood he's collected from his injury.

Senseless Survey: Is there a need for a sarcasm font?

Senseless Survey: Is there a need for a sarcasm font?

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Hanky panky disturbing the neighbourhood

Whackhead's Prank: Hanky panky disturbing the neighbourhood

Poor Andrew receives a call from an annoyed neighbour about the recurring inappropriate noises coming from his house.

Whackhead's Prank: May I speak to Mr Dumfart please?

Whackhead's Prank: May I speak to Mr Dumfart please?

Whackhead's prank victim is no stranger to being teased about his unusual last name.

Whackhead's Prank: Your new luxury vehicle is being recalled

Whackhead's Prank: Your new luxury vehicle is being recalled

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a gentleman who's just splurged on a German luxury car.

Senseless Survey: How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?

Senseless Survey: How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Mumbling post-op dentist patient

Whackhead's Prank: Mumbling post-op dentist patient

Whackhead throws back to the time when he pranked an unsuspecting dentist office.

Senseless Survey: If chickens had lips, would they whistle?

Senseless Survey: If chickens had lips, would they whistle?

How many questions will Whackhead ask his prank victim answer before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Helium balloon voice disaster

Whackhead's Prank: Helium balloon voice disaster

Leaking helium balloons cause Whackhead to sound like one of the Bee Gees.

Whackhead's Prank: Overly attached scammer's girlfriend

Whackhead's Prank: Overly attached scammer's girlfriend

Whackhead's small revenge on a love scammer.