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Whackhead Prank: How much does your wife weigh?

Whackhead Prank: How much does your wife weigh?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson rips on another husband who's made the doomed mistake of buying his wife a pair of shoes.

SA's Daniel Janse van Rensburg on surviving Equatorial Guinea's Black Beach jail

SA's Daniel Janse van Rensburg on surviving Equatorial Guinea's Black Beach jail

The SA businessman reveals his remarkable story of surviving one of the most dangerous and notorious jails in the world.

Whackhead's Prank: Husband's birthday gift disaster

Whackhead's Prank: Husband's birthday gift disaster

Whackhead Simpson picks on husband for his poor birthday gift choice.

Listen to Whackhead's Top 10 Pranks of 2020

Listen to Whackhead's Top 10 Pranks of 2020

Here’s a look back at Whackhead Simpson's most-listened-to pranks of 2020.

Senseless Survey: Do you drink to make other people interesting?

Senseless Survey: Do you drink to make other people interesting?

Whackhead Simpson poses as a Senseless Survey official and asks a random citizen to answer a range of silly questions for her country.

Whackhead's Prank: Wedding dress ruined in dry cleaning accident

Whackhead's Prank: Wedding dress ruined in dry cleaning accident

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with groom-to-be (also named Darren) and a bridal shop in an elaborate prank.

Whackhead's Prank: Is my boyfriend cheating on me?

Whackhead's Prank: Is my boyfriend cheating on me?

A young lady is convinced that her boyfriend is unfaithful. Whackhead helps her with proof.

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with your shoes on?

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with your shoes on?

How many questions will the prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Frustrating keypad miscommunication

Whackhead's Prank: Frustrating keypad miscommunication

Whackhead prank confuses a human customer care agent with a virtual one.

Whackhead's Prank: Gerald has no luck with airport's voice assistant

Whackhead's Prank: Gerald has no luck with airport's voice assistant

Poor Gerald aka Darren "Whackhead" Simpson always seems to find himself in a pickle!

Senseless Survey: Is it illegal to spray tan a baby?

Senseless Survey: Is it illegal to spray tan a baby?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: R12K for a smashed window repair

Whackhead's Prank: R12K for a smashed window repair

Whackhead pranks a golfer with an exorbitant window repair bill.

Whackhead's Prank: Help me find my daughter, her name is... Iva Hugeas

Whackhead's Prank: Help me find my daughter, her name is... Iva Hugeas

Whackhead's inspired by Bart Simpson's infamous crank calls to Moe's Tavern.

Senseless Survey: Never trust someone who runs for fun

Senseless Survey: Never trust someone who runs for fun

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Looking to hire an au pair with very specific requirements

Whackhead's Prank: Looking to hire an au pair with very specific requirements

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an elite au pair agency in England with a very specific request.

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, no gun licence for you

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, no gun licence for you

Whackhead dupes a man into thinking that his gun application was denied because of his wife.

Senseless Survey: Offended by your phone when you turn your cam on selfie mode?

Senseless Survey: Offended by your phone when you turn your cam on selfie mode?

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Gun shop owner can't stop laughing

Whackhead's Prank: Gun shop owner can't stop laughing

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson shares a real-life call from a frantic man to a local gun shop.

Senseless Survey: Sleeping in considered lazy, yet going to bed early is not

Senseless Survey: Sleeping in considered lazy, yet going to bed early is not

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Throwback to Whackhead Simpson's prank interview with Invictus star Matt Damon

Throwback to Whackhead Simpson's prank interview with Invictus star Matt Damon

This is hands down the most cringe-worthy prank that Whackhead has ever performed.

Whackhead's Prank: Private Bank calls the wrong number

Whackhead's Prank: Private Bank calls the wrong number

Whackhead has a little fun when he unexpectedly receives a wrong-number call.

Linda and Janine's reading with Psychic Medium John Edward

Linda and Janine's reading with Psychic Medium John Edward

Mother and daughter get a reading from world-renowned psychic medium.

Whackhead's Prank: Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's Prank: Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's cut himself and wants to donate the blood he's collected from his injury.

Senseless Survey: Is there a need for a sarcasm font?

Senseless Survey: Is there a need for a sarcasm font?

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Hanky panky disturbing the neighbourhood

Whackhead's Prank: Hanky panky disturbing the neighbourhood

Poor Andrew receives a call from an annoyed neighbour about the recurring inappropriate noises coming from his house.

Whackhead's Prank: May I speak to Mr Dumfart please?

Whackhead's Prank: May I speak to Mr Dumfart please?

Whackhead's prank victim is no stranger to being teased about his unusual last name.

Whackhead's Prank: Your new luxury vehicle is being recalled

Whackhead's Prank: Your new luxury vehicle is being recalled

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a gentleman who's just splurged on a German luxury car.

Senseless Survey: How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?

Senseless Survey: How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?

How many questions will Whackhead's prank victim answer before catching on and hanging up?

Whackhead's Prank: Mumbling post-op dentist patient

Whackhead's Prank: Mumbling post-op dentist patient

Whackhead throws back to the time when he pranked an unsuspecting dentist office.

Senseless Survey: If chickens had lips, would they whistle?

Senseless Survey: If chickens had lips, would they whistle?

How many questions will Whackhead ask his prank victim answer before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Helium balloon voice disaster

Whackhead's Prank: Helium balloon voice disaster

Leaking helium balloons cause Whackhead to sound like one of the Bee Gees.

Whackhead's Prank: Overly attached scammer's girlfriend

Whackhead's Prank: Overly attached scammer's girlfriend

Whackhead's small revenge on a love scammer.

Senseless Survey: What's the furtherest you've jumped to a conclusion?

Senseless Survey: What's the furtherest you've jumped to a conclusion?

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask before his unsuspecting victim catches on?

Whackhead's Prank: 'Pretorius' last name needs to change to 'Tshwane-ius'

Whackhead's Prank: 'Pretorius' last name needs to change to 'Tshwane-ius'

Whackhead calls Mr Pretorius to inform him that he has to update his surname in compliance with provincial name changes.

Whackhead's Prank: Granddaughter wants "just a beaver"

Whackhead's Prank: Granddaughter wants "just a beaver"

Granny "Whackhead' calls a pet store about a birthday present for her granddaughter.

Whackhead's Prank: Moment of silence for RE/MAX Founder Reginald Maximus

Whackhead's Prank: Moment of silence for RE/MAX Founder Reginald Maximus

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson prank sees him disguised as a senior representative from the RE/MAX headquarters.

Senseless Survey: Would more people get enema's if they were fruit flavoured?

Senseless Survey: Would more people get enema's if they were fruit flavoured?

Whackhead Simpson calls up a random person to ask a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Herbert calls a taxidermist to preserve his dead BF's body

Whackhead's Prank: Herbert calls a taxidermist to preserve his dead BF's body

Socially awkward Herbert is back, this time he calls a local taxidermist to inquire about preserving his late boyfriend's body.

Whackhead's Prank: You're the guy that killed my warthog

Whackhead's Prank: You're the guy that killed my warthog

Whackhead calls a guy who accidentally ran over a pet warthog.

Senseless Survey: Your baby teeth are still out there somewhere...

Senseless Survey: Your baby teeth are still out there somewhere...

Whackhead calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: The food from your restaurant has given me terrible gas

Whackhead's Prank: The food from your restaurant has given me terrible gas

Fart jokes may be bottom barrel comedy but still, they make us laugh, or at least crack a smile.

Senseless Survey: What is the square root of South Africa?

Senseless Survey: What is the square root of South Africa?

Whackhead calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Conversation between Eskom and Sanral

Whackhead's Prank: Conversation between Eskom and Sanral

Whackhead connects Eskom and Sanral, two government parastatals that aren't exactly on South Africa's favourites list.

Whackhead's Prank: Your engagement ring is "c-grade" silver and glass

Whackhead's Prank: Your engagement ring is "c-grade" silver and glass

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with recently engaged Hein to prank his fiance.

Senseless Survey: Is adulthood the worst neighbourhood that you've lived in?

Senseless Survey: Is adulthood the worst neighbourhood that you've lived in?

Whackhead calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Psychic and the nonbeliever husband

Whackhead's Prank: Psychic and the nonbeliever husband

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's victim has been set up by his wife, an avid psychic believer.

Senseless Survey: Do you ever get out of breath while eating?

Senseless Survey: Do you ever get out of breath while eating?

Whackhead calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Hypnotise my lover to never leave me

Whackhead's Prank: Hypnotise my lover to never leave me

Whackhead connects with a man looking to hypnotise his lover to be with him forever!

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike, teach me how to fly!

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike, teach me how to fly!

Posing as Magic Mike, Whackhead calls up a fan all away in India and proceeds to teach him how to fly.

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

The name's Vuk. Not pronounced the way you think though...

Senseless Survey: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Senseless Survey: If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: What did you just say about my sister?

Whackhead's Prank: What did you just say about my sister?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a 20-something woman whose brother is known for being extremely overprotective.

Customer complains his pizza has no topping, then realizes that it's upside down

Customer complains his pizza has no topping, then realizes that it's upside down

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson airs a prank where a disgruntled man calls up customer services to complain that the pizza he bought has no toppings.

Senseless Survey: Take your family on a guilt trip during the pandemic

Senseless Survey: Take your family on a guilt trip during the pandemic

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour, can I borrow some pants, please?

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour, can I borrow some pants, please?

You can lean on your neighbours for a cup of sugar, but what about a pair of trousers?

Whackhead's Prank: Head over heels in love with the paramedic

Whackhead's Prank: Head over heels in love with the paramedic

It's a classic love story: Paramedic does his job and saves man; man misunderstands and falls head over heels in love.

Senseless Survey: Do you meditate a lot or just now and zen?

Senseless Survey: Do you meditate a lot or just now and zen?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Whackhead's Prank: Animal noises for Jennifer

Whackhead's Prank: Animal noises for Jennifer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations.

Whackhead's Prank: Your serpent devoured my poodle

Whackhead's Prank: Your serpent devoured my poodle

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes advantage of a real-life situation where a pet snake has gone missing in a neighbourhood.

Senseless Survey: Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself?

Senseless Survey: Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.