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Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.

With a range of nonsensical questions on hand, he dupes them into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

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How many questions will Whackhead Simpson ask? Sherlin says 9 and Sibs' guess is 10.

Listen to the Senseless Survey in the audio clip below to find out!

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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