1. 06:00 - 09:00 Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs
  2. 09:00 - 12:00 Mid-mornings with Tracey Lange

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person a poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.

But before he kicks off the prank, Whackhead asks the Kfm Mornings team to guess just how many questions he'll manage to ask.

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Sherlin goes with a solid 10, Sibs says 9, Producer Brad says 14 and Rameez reckons 13 questions.

Some of the random questions asked

  • Do you dream of the day when chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned?
  • Is this true?: The closer you are to running out of toilet paper, the better you are at origami.
  • Do you see mosquitos like dirty used needles that can fly?

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Listen below to the Senseless Survey with Whackhead Simpson.

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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