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Darren Whackhead Simpson calls up an unsuspecting person named Marvin and poses a ridiculous set of questions under the guise of the census to see how long he will stay on the line.

But it's not the census, it's the Senseless Survey!

Sherlin reckons that Whackhead Simpson will manage 11 questions before James hangs up. Sibs says 10 and Rameez says 8.

THESE ARE JUST A FEW OF THE SILLY QUESTIONS ASKED

  • Should Tinder and Spotify pair up so that you can at least hook up with someone who likes the same music as you?
  • Are public holidays great because they give you an extra day to dread going back to work the next day?
  • How often do you smell your fingers?
  • Does it bother you that every day, millions of plants are killed by vegetarians?

Listen to the Senseless Survey with Whackhead Simpson below!

Catch the Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings, every Monday at 8.10 am!

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