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If you had to break up with someone via voice note and you only had 10 seconds, what would you say?

EB Inglis asked Kfm listeners to get creative by crafting a swift 10-second breakup message.

These are 8 of our favourites from the Facebook post below

  • My mom said I can't talk to you anymore (Zainab West Sylvester)
  • It's not working out and another thing, you better return my mommy's Tupperware bakkies (Clement Bessick)
  • The tribe has spoken (Alden R Gentles)
  • It's not you, it's your mother (Berrin Grewar)
  • Welcome to Single Town. Population: You (Jakkies Steenkamp)
  • I'm just going to the shop quick (Kenneth Adams)
  • I'm going to teach in China (Kurt Welby Solomon)
  • 5 4 3 2 1 your time is up. Sooorrrrry (Rifqah Issacs)

Listen to more hilarious responses in in the below audio.

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