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Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren Simpson calls up a complete stranger posing as a government official working for the Census Bureau aka the Senseless Bureau.

How many ridiculous questions will Whackhead Simpson manage to ask in his Senseless Survey?

Sherlin reckons 10, while Sibs says 9.

HERE ARE JUST A FEW SILLY QUESTIONS ON WHACKHEAD SIMPSON'S LIST

  • Why do balding men look older than men who are totally bald?
  • If you were approached by an alien and he said 'Take me to your leader' who would you take him to?
  • Are you the sort of person that pushes a door that says pull?

No matter how awkward the question, prank victims are too polite to not answer. But there's always a breaking point.

And Whackhead Simpson is on a mission to find out what it is. Listen below!

Catch the Senseless Survey, Monday's on Kfm Mornings at 8.10am

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