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EB Inglis gives a voice to inanimate objects by asking "If it could talk, what would it say?"

The feature kicked off with a wallet/bank account theme followed by what your fridge would say to or about you if it could talk. And the responses were hilarious as expected from Kfm listeners!

What about cars? EB reckons his car would simply ask, “Are you planning to wash me anytime soon?”

From begging to be sold, breaking down on payday to wondering why it's always in a rush... listen to all the listener responses in the audio below, and scroll down to add your comments.

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