1. 09:00 - 12:00 Mid-mornings with Tracey Lange
  2. 12:00 - 15:00 Lunch with EB Inglis

Monkey see monkey do. Whether good or bad, kids imitate the actions that they see around them.

In the case of curse words, and especially with younger kids, parents have to find creative ways to express themselves.

So next time you catch yourself mid-F-bomb (or any of the others!), why not try these alternative swear words courtesy of Kfm listeners.

Here are 7 of our favourites! Scroll down to the audio for more.

  • What the Fudge
  • Four Five Six (Bonus points because it teaches your kids to count!)
  • Cheese and rice
  • Mucking Afazing
  • Four Vark Steaks
  • Mother Buffer
  • Mustard Moose (or Mousse?)

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Listeners are sharing their horrible house guest stories and it's hilarious!
Unofficial tea-making rules, according to listeners
How would you feel if your partner had a work spouse?

Spend your lunchtime with the quintessential ‘guy-next-door’, EB Inglis. Tune in Mondays to Fridays, 12- 3PM

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