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Have you ever kissed yourself in the mirror? Do you think that this whole internet thing will take off one day? Is the zoo the safest place to fart in public?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?

Find out in the audio clip below!

Listen to more Senseless Survey's below

Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself?
Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it
Was learning cursive really necessary?
How do you throw away a trash can?
Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers?
How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?
Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe?
Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

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