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If you got divorced or separated, what would you be left with if your partner took everything they paid for?

After reading an article where an ex-wife reclaimed the roof of her marital house, EB Inglis quickly realized if he and his wife separated, he would be left without a shower.

He then put the question forward to his lunchtime listeners and the answers were pretty hilarious!

I'd be left naked on the streets because my wife buys all my clothes!

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If my wife had to take what she paid for, she would take the car but them me again, I would take the wheels!

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If that must ever happen in my life, my dogs. Luckily I bought my own Xbox... that stays with me!

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Spend your lunchtime with the quintessential ‘guy-next-door’, EB Inglis. Tune in Mondays to Fridays, 12- 3PM

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