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Alan Walker - Faded
Pretorius last name needs to change to Tshwane

Thursday 15 April 2021

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
granddaughter wants 'just a beaver'

In this short and silly prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a naive granny who calls up a farm animal store about a gift that her granddaughter's been pining for. Granny's innocent inquiry has the shop manager in stitches.

Wednesday 14 April 2021

3 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Moment of silence for Remax Founder Reginald Maximus

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson prank sees him disguised as a senior representative from the RE/MAX headquarters.

Tuesday 13 April 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
You killed my warthog

Wednesday 07 April 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Your baby teeth are still out there somewhere

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?

Tuesday 06 April 2021

4 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
The food from your restaurant has given me terrible gas

In this clip, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a fancy restaurant and complains that the food he has eaten there has given him a terrible case of gas.

Thursday 25 March 2021

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
What is the Square root of South Africa?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Tuesday 23 March 2021

3 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Conversation between Eskom and SANRAL

You won't believe what you're about to hear... In this crossed-line prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson connects Eskom and Sanral, two government parastatals that aren't exactly on South Africa's favourites list. The two agents unknowingly try to assist each other over the phone... we can't even deal with the outcome! Catch Whackhead's Pranks, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm Mornings! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday 17 March 2021

8 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Glass and Tin engagement ring

This prank is kind of messed up, but so hilarious! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson teams up with the recently engaged Hein. He proposed to his girlfriend with a diamond and white gold engagement ring which went to the jewellers for resizing. Whackhead calls Bianca and casually slips that her beloved ring is in fact made of "c-grade" silver and glass. He goes on to tell her that it's mass-produced in China and worth less-than R400! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday 16 March 2021

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Is adulthood the worst neighbourhood that you've lived in?

Whackhead calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday 15 March 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Psychic and the nonbeliever husband

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's victim has been set up by his wife, an avid psychic believer. Her biker husband is sceptic about fortune tellers, so to pull his leg, she arms Whackhead with personal information that ultimately leads him to make a complete fool of himself over the phone. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thursday 11 March 2021

10 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Your account is OUTSTANDING!

Sometimes, it's all about perspective. One person can look at their rate bill and read 'outstanding' as an unfavourable, while others see it as a compliment. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is the latter. In this prank, he calls the City of Joburg to graciously thank them for leaving a lovely compliment on his account letter. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Wednesday 10 March 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Do you ever get out of breath while eating?

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask before his prank victim catches on? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday 08 March 2021

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Hypnotise my lover to never leave me

Whackhead connects with a desperate man looking to hypnotise his lover to be with him forever! What could possibly go wrong? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday 05 March 2021

12 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Magic Mike, teach me how to fly

Darren Simpson's agency represents a handful of magicians as part of their talent portfolio. Every once in a while, the company receives calls and emails from fans who are 100% convinced that the magic tricks performed are real. This is where Whackhead comes in. Posing as Magic Mike, he calls up a fan all away in India and proceeds to coach him in flying lessons. The poor guy is so eager to learn that he does everything that Whackhead tells him to do - no matter how ridiculous! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Thursday 04 March 2021

10 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
What the Vuk?

The name's Vuk. But understandably people often mispronounce it.  And if you're anything like Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson, you get a kick out of purposefully butchering the name.      See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Tuesday 02 March 2021

4 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a series of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line. How many will he manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on? Listen to more Senseless Survey's below Have you ever tried to see-saw by yourself? Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it Was learning cursive really necessary? How do you throw away a trash can? Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers? How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones? Can you pound in nails with your hammertoe? Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends? Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Monday 01 March 2021

3 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Don't mess with my sister

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a 20-something woman whose brother is known for being extremely overprotective.  Her brother is well aware that she is in a new relationship, but he's not happy about it.  In this prank, Whackhead plays the boyfriend and calls up boeta under the guise of getting to know him better.  The call starts out relatively respectful until Whackhead heads into creepy territory.  Let's just say, we're definitely on the brother's side! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friday 26 February 2021

7 Minute listen