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Alan Walker - Faded
Mature man looking for love on Gumtree

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an older gentleman who's looking for a romantic connection on Gumtree. 

Tuesday 18 January 2022

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
My father (50) is dating a 25-year-old

It's group therapy on Kfm Mornings where Darren reads a message from a listener and asks everyone to share their sage advice.

Tuesday 18 January 2022

25 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
How do you dilute water?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random man under the guise of a government official and poses a range of silly questions to see how long before the victim hangs up.

Monday 17 January 2022

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Does "the One" exist?

Monday 17 January 2022

9 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
R10K for 70-year-old Oom Benny

We're inspired by this week's R10K Pop Quiz winner! Oom Benny from Worcester is 70-years-young! He's fit, healthy and getting married in April this year. Listen to his game on Kfm Mornings.

Friday 14 January 2022

9 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
AARTO Amendment Act unconstitutional

The Pretoria High Court on 13 January declared the AARTO Amendment Act, on which the planned demerit system for traffic offences is based, unconstitutional and invalid.  The Organisation Undoing Tax Abuse (Outa) had challenged the act and its amendment, saying that there had been no consultation.  Kfm Mornings called up Wayne Duvenage, CEO of Outa about their win in court. 

Friday 14 January 2022

11 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
School boy caught cheating in a test

This prank sees Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson play the role of a school guidance counsellor. Teaming up with a high schooler, the duo call up the school boy's mother and lead her to believe that her son has been up to no good. 

Thursday 13 January 2022

6 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Does intelligence come from mom or dad?

There are multiple studies that conclude that intelligence comes is inherited from the mother's side. Kfm Mornings discuss.

Thursday 13 January 2022

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Best Jobs of 2022

Thursday 13 January 2022

12 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
World’s most powerful passports for 2022

Kfm Mornings discuss the world’s most powerful passports for 2022 and where South Africa ranks. 

Wednesday 12 January 2022

4 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
2021 saw an increase of people buying CDs

2021 marked the first time CD sales have increased year-over-year since 2004. 

Wednesday 12 January 2022

4 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Listener says she will not pay for temp driving permit

With South Africa's one and only driver's licence print machine out of order and in for repairs in Germany, this Kfm Mornings listener says she outright refuses to cough up the R90 fee for a temporary driving permit. 

Wednesday 12 January 2022

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
SA's driver's licence print machine in Germany for repairs

South Africa's one and only driver's licence print machine has been out of order since November leaving approximately half a million South African motorists stuck with expired driving licence cards.  The twenty-year-old machine is currently in Germany for repairs. 

Wednesday 12 January 2022

5 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Northern VS Southern Suburbs in Cape Town

It's the battle of the Cape Town suburbs. North and South to be more specific. Kfm Mornings and listeners debate the age old rivalry. 

Tuesday 11 January 2022

20 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Senseless Survey: What does water taste like?

Kfm Mornings chat Cape Town's parliament fire before Darren Whackhead Simpson kicks off the first Senseless Survey of 2022! 

Monday 10 January 2022

7 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Motivation: Thrive by daring to suck

Kfm Mornings ring in the first Monday Motivation of 2022 with straight-talker Kerwin Rae. 

Monday 10 January 2022

4 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Magic Mike the love doctor

Friday 17 December 2021

12 Minute listen

Alan Walker - Faded
Shannon VS David | Pop Quiz All Stars Finale

Friday 17 December 2021

16 Minute listen