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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s Prank presented by OUTsurance

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Whackhead's Prank: One engine aeroplane

Whackhead's Prank: One engine aeroplane

Wendy gets in touch with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson about her friend who is absolutely terrified of flying.

Senseless Survey: Is a short person waving called a microwave?

Senseless Survey: Is a short person waving called a microwave?

How many questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Who do you call when you've run out of toilet paper?

Whackhead's Prank: Who do you call when you've run out of toilet paper?

This may be his grossest prank yet!

Whackhead's Prank: Your fingers are too fat for your phone

Whackhead's Prank: Your fingers are too fat for your phone

Customer service consultant aka Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is a firm believer that the customer isn't always right.

Whackhead's Prank: Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard

Whackhead's Prank: Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson uses an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard to prank his poor victim. 

Senseless Survey: Would you call a cubed potato a square root?

Senseless Survey: Would you call a cubed potato a square root?

Find out what agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.

Whackhead's Prank: Rating ouma's driving skills

Whackhead's Prank: Rating ouma's driving skills

Her cheeky responses will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Eminem pranks fellow rapper, LL Cool J

Eminem pranks fellow rapper, LL Cool J

Darren "Whackehead" Simpson shares the epic prank on Kfm Mornings.

Senseless Survey: Where is Old Zealand?

Senseless Survey: Where is Old Zealand?

How many ridiculous questions will today's unsuspecting victim answer before he puts the phone down?

Whackhead's Prank: Every father's nightmare

Whackhead's Prank: Every father's nightmare

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a part he knows best, a no-good boyfriend.

Whackhead's Prank: Listen here, I'm not your boet!

Whackhead's Prank: Listen here, I'm not your boet!

Whackhead plays the part of Amy's new older boyfriend. And he knows just how to push her father's buttons.

Whackhead's Prank: Cruise control gone wrong

Whackhead's Prank: Cruise control gone wrong

The prankster pretends that he is driving and unable to stop.

Senseless Survey: What's the furthest you've ever jumped to a conclusion?

Senseless Survey: What's the furthest you've ever jumped to a conclusion?

What does Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Shady Mechanic Mark has poor Glenroy stressed out

Whackhead's Prank: Shady Mechanic Mark has poor Glenroy stressed out

He recently bought a 250k car but just two days later he was in an accident with a drunk driver.

Whackhead's Prank: Pranking the Weatherman

Whackhead's Prank: Pranking the Weatherman

What starts as a light-hearted conversation becomes pretty heated.

Senseless Survey: Do you believe that bakkies are the mullets of automobiles?

Senseless Survey: Do you believe that bakkies are the mullets of automobiles?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

Whackhead purposefully butchers the pronunciation of an estate agents name in the worst way possible.

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Herbert lost his undies at gym

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Herbert lost his undies at gym

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson revives socially awkward Herbert for a hysterical prank on a poor Virgin Active rep.

Whackhead's Prank: Bride hilariously pranks her bridesmaid

Whackhead's Prank: Bride hilariously pranks her bridesmaid

Whackhead convinces the poor bridesmaid that bad weather destroyed the store and now the bride's wedding dress is beyond repair.

Senseless Survey: What is your favourite swear word?

Senseless Survey: What is your favourite swear word?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim in his roughest version yet?

Whackhead's Prank: Sneaky boy pranks his mom

Whackhead's Prank: Sneaky boy pranks his mom

We're not sure if she believed him though...

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

There's nothing like a payback prank featuring Whackhead Simpson!

Senseless Survey: Would more people get enema's if they were fruit-flavoured?

Senseless Survey: Would more people get enema's if they were fruit-flavoured?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Have another cracker Steve!

Whackhead's Prank: Have another cracker Steve!

Strap yourself in, this is a good one!

Whackhead's Prank: No more monkey business

Whackhead's Prank: No more monkey business

Who do you call when your pet monkey goes rogue?

Senseless Survey: Are old people in Mexico called Señor citizens?

Senseless Survey: Are old people in Mexico called Señor citizens?

What does Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian?

Whackhead's Prank: Dairy Farmer at his wits end

Whackhead's Prank: Dairy Farmer at his wits end

Whackhead shares another real-world irate customer call.

Whackhead's Prank: How far are you willing to go for a visa?

Whackhead's Prank: How far are you willing to go for a visa?

Whackhead poses as an official from the South African Department of Home Affairs,

Parody Song: The Drive-Thru Road

Parody Song: The Drive-Thru Road

An anti-diet anthem for those not working on their summer bodies.

Whackhead's Prank: No women allowed on the golf course!

Whackhead's Prank: No women allowed on the golf course!

Banyana Banyana captain Janine van Wyk calls on Whackhead to prank her friend.

Senseless Survey: What is the square root of South Africa?

Senseless Survey: What is the square root of South Africa?

What does agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you smoke weed?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you smoke weed?

Whackhead pranks a cereal complainant.

Whackhead Prank: Missile launch in 5 minutes!

Whackhead Prank: Missile launch in 5 minutes!

Whackhead attempts to fluster an Apple call centre operator.

Whackhead Prank: I'm married, I don't want any virgins

Whackhead Prank: I'm married, I don't want any virgins

Whackhead shares another hilarious listener submission.

Senseless Survey: Is Vicks just spicy vaseline?

Senseless Survey: Is Vicks just spicy vaseline?

What does agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian?

Whackhead Prank: Speaking Afrikaans to a Dutchman

Whackhead Prank: Speaking Afrikaans to a Dutchman

He calls a random Dutchman and attempts to convince him that they have shared a 'skuif' before.

Whackhead Prank: Tattoo artist calls 16-year-old's strict father for consent

Whackhead Prank: Tattoo artist calls 16-year-old's strict father for consent

Dad is not happy at all.

Whackhead Prank: Ultimate Pizza FAIL

Whackhead Prank: Ultimate Pizza FAIL

Queue collective face-palm moment.

Whackhead Prank: Jennifer is back and is on a hunt for a new man

Whackhead Prank: Jennifer is back and is on a hunt for a new man

The hot blonde joins an American dating calling service.

Whackhead Prank: Someone has anger issues

Whackhead Prank: Someone has anger issues

Warning. It gets pretty hectic.

Darren takes his Pranks to the next level.

Darren takes his Pranks to the next level.

The caller this morning believed that Darren would never catch her, but you wouldn't believe what Darren did next.

Whackhead Prank: High school Casanova caught kissing his teacher

Whackhead Prank: High school Casanova caught kissing his teacher

Whackhead teams up with 16-year-old Fabian.

Whackhead casts SA celebs to join The Biggest Loser

Whackhead casts SA celebs to join The Biggest Loser

Well, this is awkward...

Senseless Survey: Do you ever get out of breath while eating?

Senseless Survey: Do you ever get out of breath while eating?

How far can Whackhead take this week's Senseless Survey?

What do you get when you cross a boerboel with a wors hond?

What do you get when you cross a boerboel with a wors hond?

Whackhead's looking for a specific kind of pet.

Whackhead Prank: Making money with Magic Mike

Whackhead Prank: Making money with Magic Mike

All you need is paper and Tabasco sauce.

We have a feeling that this caller isn't happy with his mobile network provider

We have a feeling that this caller isn't happy with his mobile network provider

Whackhead shares another real-world irate customer call.

Senseless Survey: Have you ever posed as Danny K to get a dinner reservation?

Senseless Survey: Have you ever posed as Danny K to get a dinner reservation?

How far can he go before the unsuspecting person hangs up?

Whackhead Prank: Sorry we gave you second hand braces

Whackhead Prank: Sorry we gave you second hand braces

Her reaction can only be described as horrified!

Whackhead Prank: Couple loses their special home video in a robbery

Whackhead Prank: Couple loses their special home video in a robbery

Whackhead calls as the house burglar.

Whackhead Simpson shares a real-world irate customer call

Whackhead Simpson shares a real-world irate customer call

How would you have handled the situation as a customer service representative?

Whackhead Prank: Sandra is known to have zero patience on the phone

Whackhead Prank: Sandra is known to have zero patience on the phone

You can feel her blood boil.

Do you have the CSI quadrulator? Whackhead pranks the IT guy

Do you have the CSI quadrulator? Whackhead pranks the IT guy

Hello LOL, OMG, BRB and OTP.

Prankster gets a taste of his own medicine

Prankster gets a taste of his own medicine

Whackhead plays a cop in 'Operation Payback'.

Whackhead calls 30 Seconds inventor, Calie Esterhuyse

Whackhead calls 30 Seconds inventor, Calie Esterhuyse

Plus actual footage of Sherlin playing the game.

How many freebies can Whackhead score?

How many freebies can Whackhead score?

Using his clout for free things.

Whackhead tries to reach his grandmother through a psychic

Whackhead tries to reach his grandmother through a psychic

Can she help him contact her?

Wake up call with Sh!t Telemarketing

Wake up call with Sh!t Telemarketing

Whackhead Simpson strikes again!

[LISTEN] Whackhead Simpson's cat prank makes restaurant owner so Hornee

[LISTEN] Whackhead Simpson's cat prank makes restaurant owner so Hornee

We dare you not to cringe.

Whackhead Simpson finally pulls an Afrikaans prank

Whackhead Simpson finally pulls an Afrikaans prank

Darren goes back to basics in Afrikaans.