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Senseless Survey: Should we change the name of snakes to danger noodles?

Senseless Survey: Should we change the name of snakes to danger noodles?

Whackhead calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

Whackhead's Prank: Gargling wine for Jennifer

Whackhead's Prank: Gargling wine for Jennifer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer pranks are always a hit!

Whackhead's Prank: "I want to give my wife herpes for her birthday"

Whackhead's Prank: "I want to give my wife herpes for her birthday"

Strong accents often lead to hilarious misunderstandings.

Whackhead's Prank: Are you speaking to baldie?

Whackhead's Prank: Are you speaking to baldie?

Whackhead and Michelle prank poor Willem after a haircut gone horribly wrong.

Whackhead's Prank: Get your fax straight!

Whackhead's Prank: Get your fax straight!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays Carl - an annoying call centre agent for a well-known furniture company.

Senseless Survey: Sean Connery only asked his wife to sit on his lap once

Senseless Survey: Sean Connery only asked his wife to sit on his lap once

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions.

Whackhead's Prank: Jennifer always gets her way, even with an electric shaver

Whackhead's Prank: Jennifer always gets her way, even with an electric shaver

Jennifer gets her newest victim to do the weirdest things with an electric shaver and, we can't get over it.

Whackhead's Prank: Telephonic drug test

Whackhead's Prank: Telephonic drug test

Look, with new technology springing up probably every day, who can keep up?

Whackhead's Prank: The relentless ex-boyfriend

Whackhead's Prank: The relentless ex-boyfriend

Whackhead plays an annoying serenading ex-boyfriend.

Whackhead's Prank: How do you like your second-hand braces?

Whackhead's Prank: How do you like your second-hand braces?

The prankster calls his "patient" to check-up on her after she had adult braces fitted.

Senseless Survey: Do dogs ever wonder why we don't lick them back?

Senseless Survey: Do dogs ever wonder why we don't lick them back?

How many ridiculous questions will Darren "Whackhead" Simpson manage to ask his unsuspecting victim this week?

Whackhead's Prank: Poor little Richard is missing

Whackhead's Prank: Poor little Richard is missing

In his latest prank, Whackhead plays Mr Head - a concerned father looking for his lost little boy.

Senseless Survey: When your GF just wants to remain siblings

Senseless Survey: When your GF just wants to remain siblings

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Recorded sound bite enrages Joey Rasdien

Whackhead's Prank: Recorded sound bite enrages Joey Rasdien

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks fellow comedian with a hilarious audio clip.

Whackhead's Prank: Unlike the Kirby with 104 uses, Dirty Henry only has two...

Whackhead's Prank: Unlike the Kirby with 104 uses, Dirty Henry only has two...

A throwback to Whackhead's infamous vacuum cleaner prank.

Whackhead's Prank: It's people like you!

Whackhead's Prank: It's people like you!

Whackhead blows his cover with 4 simple words.

Whackhead's Prank: "Any available tee times today?"

Whackhead's Prank: "Any available tee times today?"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson devises an ingenious way to secure his golf game on a busy day.

Senseless Survey: Do you giggle when you say the word, "manhole"?

Senseless Survey: Do you giggle when you say the word, "manhole"?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: R100k for a minor fender bender

Whackhead's Prank: R100k for a minor fender bender

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a seedy lawyer trying to squeeze as much money as possible for his client.

Whackhead's Prank: Is Mrs Wall there?

Whackhead's Prank: Is Mrs Wall there?

This cheesy one-liner is sure to make you laugh and cringe in equal measure.

Senseless Survey: Nieces and nephews should be shortened to niephews

Senseless Survey: Nieces and nephews should be shortened to niephews

How far will Whackhead go? And which question will push his caller over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: In love with the paramedic

Whackhead's Prank: In love with the paramedic

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays the part of a guy who was resuscitated following an asthma attack.

Debt counselling with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson

Debt counselling with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson

Ridiculous money advice from our favourite prankster.

Whackhead's Prank: The bakkie scammer returns

Whackhead's Prank: The bakkie scammer returns

Whackhead meets his match!

Senseless Survey: How deep does your belly button go?

Senseless Survey: How deep does your belly button go?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Riling up the chill, quiet guy

Whackhead's Prank: Riling up the chill, quiet guy

According to his girlfriend, Francois is a chilled, calm guy, in fact, she's never even heard him swear before.

Whackhead's Prank: Global warming, gingivitis, and botched surgery insurance

Whackhead's Prank: Global warming, gingivitis, and botched surgery insurance

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a fellow in the UK as an insurance call agent and pitches a range of strange policies.

Whackhead's Prank: Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's Prank: Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong

Husband is after a refund following no-show Valentine's Day bouquet. Enter customer consultant, Whackhead Simpson...

Senseless Survey: Size Marge - for those who don't fit either Medium or Large

Senseless Survey: Size Marge - for those who don't fit either Medium or Large

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is at it again with the Senseless Survey!

Whackhead's Prank: Office hubby asks husband for Valentine's Day gift advice

Whackhead's Prank: Office hubby asks husband for Valentine's Day gift advice

You know the prank is good when it breaks the record for the most swear words used.

Whackhead's Prank: Finding a new home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog

Whackhead's Prank: Finding a new home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog

Parting with your pet may be the hardest thing you've ever had to do.

Senseless Survey: Is a kangaroo just a t-rex mixed with a deer?

Senseless Survey: Is a kangaroo just a t-rex mixed with a deer?

How many questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Kiss me through the phone

Whackhead's Prank: Kiss me through the phone

Hot blonde Jennifer is back!

Whackhead's Prank: Every resignee's worst nightmare

Whackhead's Prank: Every resignee's worst nightmare

You've landed your dream job, and resigned from your current company. What could possibly go wrong?

Whackhead's Prank: There's no dialling tone on my cellphone!

Whackhead's Prank: There's no dialling tone on my cellphone!

Inspired by his 80-year-old mother, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson tests a customer service agent with a real-life scenario.

Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid ginger bread?

Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid ginger bread?

How long can Whackhead keep the listener on the line with his Senseless Survey?

Whackhead's Prank: Finding love on Gumtree

Whackhead's Prank: Finding love on Gumtree

Responding to a personal ad, Whackhead calls a gentleman desperately seeking a companion.

Whackhead's Prank: Pay your TV licence!

Whackhead's Prank: Pay your TV licence!

Most of us have a frustrating TV licence story, from threatening emails, smses and even calls.

Whackhead's Prank: Confusing Goodluck for Goldfish

Whackhead's Prank: Confusing Goodluck for Goldfish

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson commits the ultimate cardinal sin of confusing one epic Cape Town band for another.

Whackhead's Prank: Oh no, not the quercus palustris!

Whackhead's Prank: Oh no, not the quercus palustris!

One man's pin oak is another's quercus palustris.

Senseless Survey: "Can I speak to the manager please?"

Senseless Survey: "Can I speak to the manager please?"

How many questions will Whackhead get away with before he is caught out?

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with James Blunt

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with James Blunt

Whackhead forgoes the usual interview format and decides to pull a fast one on the musician.

Whackhead's Prank: "You have insufficient funds to complete this call"

Whackhead's Prank: "You have insufficient funds to complete this call"

If anything, this listener submission will teach you the importance of having sufficient airtime before pulling a prank call.

Senseless Survey: Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?

Senseless Survey: Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?

Which question will push Whackhead's caller over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: No touchy-touchy permitted at Egyptian hotel!

Whackhead's Prank: No touchy-touchy permitted at Egyptian hotel!

You make a hotel booking for you and your girlfriend in a foreign country. What could possibly go wrong?

Whackhead's Prank: Mommy blogger sends kids back to school with catchy rap song

Whackhead's Prank: Mommy blogger sends kids back to school with catchy rap song

Some parents are more than ready for their children to head back to school.

Whackhead's Prank: Jealous bf says NO WAY to date with Eben Etzebeth

Whackhead's Prank: Jealous bf says NO WAY to date with Eben Etzebeth

Imagine winning a once-in-a-lifetime date with your ultimate celebrity crush. But your jealous boyfriend isn't having any of it.

Whackhead’s Pranks of the Decade

Whackhead’s Pranks of the Decade

To celebrate the end of the decade, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson counts down his top pranks from the last 10 years.

Whackhead's 2018 Prank of the Year: Jennifer always gets what she wants

Whackhead's 2018 Prank of the Year: Jennifer always gets what she wants

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is counting down the Pranks of the Decade and, has everyone laughing their heads off.

Whackhead's 2016 Prank of the Year: Mr Pretorius needs to change his surname

Whackhead's 2016 Prank of the Year: Mr Pretorius needs to change his surname

Mr Pretorius lost it when a home affairs official informed him that he would have to change his surname.

Whackhead's 2015 Prank of the Year: Crossed lines Eskom and Sanral

Whackhead's 2015 Prank of the Year: Crossed lines Eskom and Sanral

You won't believe what you're about to here... Eskom and Sanral battle it out over the phone.

Whackhead's 2014 Prank of the Year: Auto repair shop scam

Whackhead's 2014 Prank of the Year: Auto repair shop scam

Mechanic Whackhead fools his customer with absolute gibberish.

Whackhead's 2013 Prank of the Year: Neighbour complains that couple is too loud

Whackhead's 2013 Prank of the Year: Neighbour complains that couple is too loud

Shy guy Andrew receives the most embarrassing call of his life.

Whackhead's 2012 Prank of the Year: Calling rival station SAfm

Whackhead's 2012 Prank of the Year: Calling rival station SAfm

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls rival station SAfm and pranks host, Siki Mgabadeli on her morning show.

Whackhead's 2011 Prank of the Year: How can you say no to fostering a dog?

Whackhead's 2011 Prank of the Year: How can you say no to fostering a dog?

Jonathan really wants a dog from the shelter but his father is vehemently against it.

Whackhead's 2010 Prank of the Year:  "I'm switching off your electricity!"

Whackhead's 2010 Prank of the Year: "I'm switching off your electricity!"

To celebrate the end of the decade, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson counts down his top pranks from the last 10 years.

Whackhead's Prank: The Black Friday edition

Whackhead's Prank: The Black Friday edition

It's the day before Black Friday and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson treats us to a silly, yet hilarious prank.

[LISTEN] It's the scale flattening time of the year!

[LISTEN] It's the scale flattening time of the year!

Christmas around the corner, which means puddings and desserts galore.

Whackhead's Prank: Calling the Headache Clinic in Australia

Whackhead's Prank: Calling the Headache Clinic in Australia

Giving the Headache Clinic a headache!

Senseless Survey: Should there be WikiLeaks for secret family recipes?

Senseless Survey: Should there be WikiLeaks for secret family recipes?

How many questions will Darren "Whackhead" Simpson ask his unsuspecting victim?