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Whackhead's Prank: Accidentally superglued my butt cheeks together

Whackhead's Prank: Accidentally superglued my butt cheeks together

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is back with a silly prank!

[LISTEN] Dance Monkey parody - "Dance Bokke"

[LISTEN] Dance Monkey parody - "Dance Bokke"

YouTuber and musician, That Bearded Guitar Guy put together a parody song titled Dance Bokke ahead of the RWC final.

Whackhead's Prank: Jeweller pranks fiance with "glass and tin" engagement ring

Whackhead's Prank: Jeweller pranks fiance with "glass and tin" engagement ring

This prank is kind of messed up, but so hilarious!

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with shoes on?

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with shoes on?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead and Bryan Habana prank Rassie Erasmus

Whackhead and Bryan Habana prank Rassie Erasmus

Whackhead pulls out a prank from 2009 - the year following Bryan Habana made his provincial move to the Western Province.

Whackhead's Prank: What happens when you don't pay your store account!

Whackhead's Prank: What happens when you don't pay your store account!

Whackheads latest prank sees his poor victim believing that the courts placed a garnishee order on her salary.

Whackhead's Prank: Spying on Eddie Jones ahead of the RWC final

Whackhead's Prank: Spying on Eddie Jones ahead of the RWC final

In an attempt to spy on the competition, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson reaches out to English team coach, Eddie Jones.

Whackhead's Prank: Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Whackhead's Prank: Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives one of his older pranks from 2007 when South Africa beat England 15-6 in the Rugby World Cup.

Whackhead's Prank: It's not Martin, it's M-a-r-v-i-n!

Whackhead's Prank: It's not Martin, it's M-a-r-v-i-n!

There's nothing more infuriating than having your name constantly mispronounced.

Senseless Survey: How much money do you save on teeth whitening by not smiling?

Senseless Survey: How much money do you save on teeth whitening by not smiling?

Find out what Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.

Whackhead's Prank: Craig wants to upgrade his naughty Tinder pics

Whackhead's Prank: Craig wants to upgrade his naughty Tinder pics

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson resurrects Craig, a simple-minded fellow who is a bit out of touch with reality.

Whackhead's Prank: "See me now, see me never. I am the invisible man"

Whackhead's Prank: "See me now, see me never. I am the invisible man"

With a few magic words, Whackhead convinces a married man to go naked in front of his wife and mother-in-law.

Senseless Survey: Are you offended when your camera is on selfie mode?

Senseless Survey: Are you offended when your camera is on selfie mode?

Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim with a host of frivolous questions.

Whackhead's Prank: Trying to call SA born, Japan player Lappies Labuschagné

Whackhead's Prank: Trying to call SA born, Japan player Lappies Labuschagné

Whackhead is not happy with South Africans Lappies Labuschagne, Wimpie van der Walt and Atsushi Sakate representing Japan.

Whackhead's Prank: "We need you to massage the feet of over 100 counsellors"

Whackhead's Prank: "We need you to massage the feet of over 100 counsellors"

Brigitte calls on Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her German-Namibian friend who's in the process of emigrating to South Africa.

Senseless Survey: How does a zoo get rid of an elephant when it dies?

Senseless Survey: How does a zoo get rid of an elephant when it dies?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pulls a prank on an unsuspecting victim as Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.

Whackhead's Prank: Cheating husband buys flowers for his mistresses

Whackhead's Prank: Cheating husband buys flowers for his mistresses

Elmarie is happy to help with flowers for his wife, but things take a bad turn when Whackhead orders for his mistresses too.

Senseless Survey: Do pasta and anti-pasta cancel each other out?

Senseless Survey: Do pasta and anti-pasta cancel each other out?

Whackhead takes his ridiculous Senseless Survey prank to the UK!

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming the scammer

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming the scammer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a prank on a 419 scammer.

Whackhead's Prank: Creepy doll comes to life

Whackhead's Prank: Creepy doll comes to life

Whackhead convinces Vilanthran that his daughter's doll is possessed.

Whackhead's Prank: Looking for love as 84-year-old Beryl

Whackhead's Prank: Looking for love as 84-year-old Beryl

Whackhead plays a chronic smoker with an affinity for gin.

Whackhead's Prank: Channel hopping with Nadeema and Faisal

Whackhead's Prank: Channel hopping with Nadeema and Faisal

Posing as their neighbour, Whackhead calls the couple with a simple ask for the latest tennis score because his power has gone out.

Whackhead's Prank: Detention for refusing to accept a teachers Facebook request

Whackhead's Prank: Detention for refusing to accept a teachers Facebook request

It's my school, my rules!

Senseless Survey: Is there a need for a sarcasm font?

Senseless Survey: Is there a need for a sarcasm font?

The Senseless Survey is a list of pointless questions meant to rile up an unsuspecting victim.

Whackhead's Prank: "I'll poke your girlfriend!"

Whackhead's Prank: "I'll poke your girlfriend!"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson latest prank victim is Facebook-obsessed, Mr Govender.

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson once again plays the worst telemarketer in the world.

Whackhead's Prank: One engine aeroplane

Whackhead's Prank: One engine aeroplane

Wendy gets in touch with Darren "Whackhead" Simpson about her friend who is absolutely terrified of flying.

Senseless Survey: Is a short person waving called a microwave?

Senseless Survey: Is a short person waving called a microwave?

How many questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Who do you call when you've run out of toilet paper?

Whackhead's Prank: Who do you call when you've run out of toilet paper?

This may be his grossest prank yet!

Whackhead's Prank: Your fingers are too fat for your phone

Whackhead's Prank: Your fingers are too fat for your phone

Customer service consultant aka Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is a firm believer that the customer isn't always right.

Whackhead's Prank: Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard

Whackhead's Prank: Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson uses an Arnold Schwarzenegger soundboard to prank his poor victim. 

Senseless Survey: Would you call a cubed potato a square root?

Senseless Survey: Would you call a cubed potato a square root?

Find out what agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.

Whackhead's Prank: Rating ouma's driving skills

Whackhead's Prank: Rating ouma's driving skills

Her cheeky responses will have you rolling on the floor laughing!

Eminem pranks fellow rapper, LL Cool J

Eminem pranks fellow rapper, LL Cool J

Darren "Whackehead" Simpson shares the epic prank on Kfm Mornings.

Senseless Survey: Where is Old Zealand?

Senseless Survey: Where is Old Zealand?

How many ridiculous questions will today's unsuspecting victim answer before he puts the phone down?

Whackhead's Prank: Every father's nightmare

Whackhead's Prank: Every father's nightmare

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a part he knows best, a no-good boyfriend.

Whackhead's Prank: Listen here, I'm not your boet!

Whackhead's Prank: Listen here, I'm not your boet!

Whackhead plays the part of Amy's new older boyfriend. And he knows just how to push her father's buttons.

Whackhead's Prank: Cruise control gone wrong

Whackhead's Prank: Cruise control gone wrong

The prankster pretends that he is driving and unable to stop.

Senseless Survey: What's the furthest you've ever jumped to a conclusion?

Senseless Survey: What's the furthest you've ever jumped to a conclusion?

What does Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Shady Mechanic Mark has poor Glenroy stressed out

Whackhead's Prank: Shady Mechanic Mark has poor Glenroy stressed out

He recently bought a 250k car but just two days later he was in an accident with a drunk driver.

Whackhead's Prank: Pranking the Weatherman

Whackhead's Prank: Pranking the Weatherman

What starts as a light-hearted conversation becomes pretty heated.

Senseless Survey: Do you believe that bakkies are the mullets of automobiles?

Senseless Survey: Do you believe that bakkies are the mullets of automobiles?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

Whackhead's Prank: What the Vuk?

Whackhead purposefully butchers the pronunciation of an estate agents name in the worst way possible.

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Herbert lost his undies at gym

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Herbert lost his undies at gym

Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson revives socially awkward Herbert for a hysterical prank on a poor Virgin Active rep.

Whackhead's Prank: Bride hilariously pranks her bridesmaid

Whackhead's Prank: Bride hilariously pranks her bridesmaid

Whackhead convinces the poor bridesmaid that bad weather destroyed the store and now the bride's wedding dress is beyond repair.

Senseless Survey: What is your favourite swear word?

Senseless Survey: What is your favourite swear word?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim in his roughest version yet?

Whackhead's Prank: Sneaky boy pranks his mom

Whackhead's Prank: Sneaky boy pranks his mom

We're not sure if she believed him though...

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

There's nothing like a payback prank featuring Whackhead Simpson!

Senseless Survey: Would more people get enema's if they were fruit-flavoured?

Senseless Survey: Would more people get enema's if they were fruit-flavoured?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Have another cracker Steve!

Whackhead's Prank: Have another cracker Steve!

Strap yourself in, this is a good one!

Whackhead's Prank: No more monkey business

Whackhead's Prank: No more monkey business

Who do you call when your pet monkey goes rogue?

Senseless Survey: Are old people in Mexico called Señor citizens?

Senseless Survey: Are old people in Mexico called Señor citizens?

What does Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian?

Whackhead's Prank: Dairy Farmer at his wits end

Whackhead's Prank: Dairy Farmer at his wits end

Whackhead shares another real-world irate customer call.

Whackhead's Prank: How far are you willing to go for a visa?

Whackhead's Prank: How far are you willing to go for a visa?

Whackhead poses as an official from the South African Department of Home Affairs,

Parody Song: The Drive-Thru Road

Parody Song: The Drive-Thru Road

An anti-diet anthem for those not working on their summer bodies.

Whackhead's Prank: No women allowed on the golf course!

Whackhead's Prank: No women allowed on the golf course!

Banyana Banyana captain Janine van Wyk calls on Whackhead to prank her friend.

Senseless Survey: What is the square root of South Africa?

Senseless Survey: What is the square root of South Africa?

What does agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa have in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you smoke weed?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you smoke weed?

Whackhead pranks a cereal complainant.

Whackhead Prank: Missile launch in 5 minutes!

Whackhead Prank: Missile launch in 5 minutes!

Whackhead attempts to fluster an Apple call centre operator.

Whackhead Prank: I'm married, I don't want any virgins

Whackhead Prank: I'm married, I don't want any virgins

Whackhead shares another hilarious listener submission.