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Whackhead's Prank: Global warming, gingivitis, and botched surgery insurance

Whackhead's Prank: Global warming, gingivitis, and botched surgery insurance

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls a fellow in the UK as an insurance call agent and pitches a range of strange policies.

Whackhead's Prank: Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's Prank: Valentine's Day refund gone horribly wrong

Husband is after a refund following no-show Valentine's Day bouquet. Enter customer consultant, Whackhead Simpson...

Senseless Survey: Size Marge - for those who don't fit either Medium or Large

Senseless Survey: Size Marge - for those who don't fit either Medium or Large

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is at it again with the Senseless Survey!

Whackhead's Prank: Office hubby asks husband for Valentine's Day gift advice

Whackhead's Prank: Office hubby asks husband for Valentine's Day gift advice

You know the prank is good when it breaks the record for the most swear words used.

Whackhead's Prank: Finding a new home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog

Whackhead's Prank: Finding a new home for Mr Sweet Sausage Dog

Parting with your pet may be the hardest thing you've ever had to do.

Senseless Survey: Is a kangaroo just a t-rex mixed with a deer?

Senseless Survey: Is a kangaroo just a t-rex mixed with a deer?

How many questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Kiss me through the phone

Whackhead's Prank: Kiss me through the phone

Hot blonde Jennifer is back!

Whackhead's Prank: Every resignee's worst nightmare

Whackhead's Prank: Every resignee's worst nightmare

You've landed your dream job, and resigned from your current company. What could possibly go wrong?

Whackhead's Prank: There's no dialling tone on my cellphone!

Whackhead's Prank: There's no dialling tone on my cellphone!

Inspired by his 80-year-old mother, Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson tests a customer service agent with a real-life scenario.

Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid ginger bread?

Senseless Survey: "If two redheads have a child, is that kid ginger bread?

How long can Whackhead keep the listener on the line with his Senseless Survey?

Whackhead's Prank: Finding love on Gumtree

Whackhead's Prank: Finding love on Gumtree

Responding to a personal ad, Whackhead calls a gentleman desperately seeking a companion.

Whackhead's Prank: Pay your TV licence!

Whackhead's Prank: Pay your TV licence!

Most of us have a frustrating TV licence story, from threatening emails, smses and even calls.

Whackhead's Prank: Confusing Goodluck for Goldfish

Whackhead's Prank: Confusing Goodluck for Goldfish

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson commits the ultimate cardinal sin of confusing one epic Cape Town band for another.

Whackhead's Prank: Oh no, not the quercus palustris!

Whackhead's Prank: Oh no, not the quercus palustris!

One man's pin oak is another's quercus palustris.

Senseless Survey: "Can I speak to the manager please?"

Senseless Survey: "Can I speak to the manager please?"

How many questions will Whackhead get away with before he is caught out?

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with James Blunt

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with James Blunt

Whackhead forgoes the usual interview format and decides to pull a fast one on the musician.

Whackhead's Prank: "You have insufficient funds to complete this call"

Whackhead's Prank: "You have insufficient funds to complete this call"

If anything, this listener submission will teach you the importance of having sufficient airtime before pulling a prank call.

Senseless Survey: Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?

Senseless Survey: Are birthday gifts just rewards for not dying?

Which question will push Whackhead's caller over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: No touchy-touchy permitted at Egyptian hotel!

Whackhead's Prank: No touchy-touchy permitted at Egyptian hotel!

You make a hotel booking for you and your girlfriend in a foreign country. What could possibly go wrong?

Whackhead's Prank: Mommy blogger sends kids back to school with catchy rap song

Whackhead's Prank: Mommy blogger sends kids back to school with catchy rap song

Some parents are more than ready for their children to head back to school.

Whackhead's Prank: Jealous bf says NO WAY to date with Eben Etzebeth

Whackhead's Prank: Jealous bf says NO WAY to date with Eben Etzebeth

Imagine winning a once-in-a-lifetime date with your ultimate celebrity crush. But your jealous boyfriend isn't having any of it.

Whackhead’s Pranks of the Decade

Whackhead’s Pranks of the Decade

To celebrate the end of the decade, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson counts down his top pranks from the last 10 years.

Whackhead's 2018 Prank of the Year: Jennifer always gets what she wants

Whackhead's 2018 Prank of the Year: Jennifer always gets what she wants

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is counting down the Pranks of the Decade and, has everyone laughing their heads off.

Whackhead's 2016 Prank of the Year: Mr Pretorius needs to change his surname

Whackhead's 2016 Prank of the Year: Mr Pretorius needs to change his surname

Mr Pretorius lost it when a home affairs official informed him that he would have to change his surname.

Whackhead's 2015 Prank of the Year: Crossed lines Eskom and Sanral

Whackhead's 2015 Prank of the Year: Crossed lines Eskom and Sanral

You won't believe what you're about to here... Eskom and Sanral battle it out over the phone.

Whackhead's 2014 Prank of the Year: Auto repair shop scam

Whackhead's 2014 Prank of the Year: Auto repair shop scam

Mechanic Whackhead fools his customer with absolute gibberish.

Whackhead's 2013 Prank of the Year: Neighbour complains that couple is too loud

Whackhead's 2013 Prank of the Year: Neighbour complains that couple is too loud

Shy guy Andrew receives the most embarrassing call of his life.

Whackhead's 2012 Prank of the Year: Calling rival station SAfm

Whackhead's 2012 Prank of the Year: Calling rival station SAfm

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls rival station SAfm and pranks host, Siki Mgabadeli on her morning show.

Whackhead's 2011 Prank of the Year: How can you say no to fostering a dog?

Whackhead's 2011 Prank of the Year: How can you say no to fostering a dog?

Jonathan really wants a dog from the shelter but his father is vehemently against it.

Whackhead's 2010 Prank of the Year:  "I'm switching off your electricity!"

Whackhead's 2010 Prank of the Year: "I'm switching off your electricity!"

To celebrate the end of the decade, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson counts down his top pranks from the last 10 years.

Whackhead's Prank: The Black Friday edition

Whackhead's Prank: The Black Friday edition

It's the day before Black Friday and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson treats us to a silly, yet hilarious prank.

[LISTEN] It's the scale flattening time of the year!

[LISTEN] It's the scale flattening time of the year!

Christmas around the corner, which means puddings and desserts galore.

Whackhead's Prank: Calling the Headache Clinic in Australia

Whackhead's Prank: Calling the Headache Clinic in Australia

Giving the Headache Clinic a headache!

Senseless Survey: Should there be WikiLeaks for secret family recipes?

Senseless Survey: Should there be WikiLeaks for secret family recipes?

How many questions will Darren "Whackhead" Simpson ask his unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Naughty Santa! Jennifer gets into the Christmas spirit

Whackhead's Prank: Naughty Santa! Jennifer gets into the Christmas spirit

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an American dating calling service in search for his next victim.

Whackhead's aggressive - but hilarious - fart prank

Whackhead's aggressive - but hilarious - fart prank

This isn't your average farting prank.

Whackhead's Prank: Do NOT open inappropriate images on your work email!

Whackhead's Prank: Do NOT open inappropriate images on your work email!

After receiving a risqué picture to his work email, Whackhead's prank victim freaks out that the company IT Department will pick up on it.

Senseless Survey: Does Slash from GNR have trouble reading out his web address?

Senseless Survey: Does Slash from GNR have trouble reading out his web address?

How many questions will Darren "Whackhead" Simpson ask an unsuspecting victim?

Whackhead's Prank: Accidentally superglued my butt cheeks together

Whackhead's Prank: Accidentally superglued my butt cheeks together

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is back with a silly prank!

[LISTEN] Dance Monkey parody - "Dance Bokke"

[LISTEN] Dance Monkey parody - "Dance Bokke"

YouTuber and musician, That Bearded Guitar Guy put together a parody song titled Dance Bokke ahead of the RWC final.

Whackhead's Prank: Jeweller pranks fiance with "glass and tin" engagement ring

Whackhead's Prank: Jeweller pranks fiance with "glass and tin" engagement ring

This prank is kind of messed up, but so hilarious!

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with shoes on?

Senseless Survey: How often are you naked with shoes on?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead and Bryan Habana prank Rassie Erasmus

Whackhead and Bryan Habana prank Rassie Erasmus

Whackhead pulls out a prank from 2009 - the year following Bryan Habana made his provincial move to the Western Province.

Whackhead's Prank: What happens when you don't pay your store account!

Whackhead's Prank: What happens when you don't pay your store account!

Whackheads latest prank sees his poor victim believing that the courts placed a garnishee order on her salary.

Whackhead's Prank: Spying on Eddie Jones ahead of the RWC final

Whackhead's Prank: Spying on Eddie Jones ahead of the RWC final

In an attempt to spy on the competition, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson reaches out to English team coach, Eddie Jones.

Whackhead's Prank: Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Whackhead's Prank: Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives one of his older pranks from 2007 when South Africa beat England 15-6 in the Rugby World Cup.

Whackhead's Prank: It's not Martin, it's M-a-r-v-i-n!

Whackhead's Prank: It's not Martin, it's M-a-r-v-i-n!

There's nothing more infuriating than having your name constantly mispronounced.

Senseless Survey: How much money do you save on teeth whitening by not smiling?

Senseless Survey: How much money do you save on teeth whitening by not smiling?

Find out what Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa has in store for an unsuspecting Capetonian.

Whackhead's Prank: Craig wants to upgrade his naughty Tinder pics

Whackhead's Prank: Craig wants to upgrade his naughty Tinder pics

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson resurrects Craig, a simple-minded fellow who is a bit out of touch with reality.

Whackhead's Prank: "See me now, see me never. I am the invisible man"

Whackhead's Prank: "See me now, see me never. I am the invisible man"

With a few magic words, Whackhead convinces a married man to go naked in front of his wife and mother-in-law.

Senseless Survey: Are you offended when your camera is on selfie mode?

Senseless Survey: Are you offended when your camera is on selfie mode?

Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim with a host of frivolous questions.

Whackhead's Prank: Trying to call SA born, Japan player Lappies Labuschagné

Whackhead's Prank: Trying to call SA born, Japan player Lappies Labuschagné

Whackhead is not happy with South Africans Lappies Labuschagne, Wimpie van der Walt and Atsushi Sakate representing Japan.

Whackhead's Prank: "We need you to massage the feet of over 100 counsellors"

Whackhead's Prank: "We need you to massage the feet of over 100 counsellors"

Brigitte calls on Darren "Whackhead" Simpson to prank her German-Namibian friend who's in the process of emigrating to South Africa.

Senseless Survey: How does a zoo get rid of an elephant when it dies?

Senseless Survey: How does a zoo get rid of an elephant when it dies?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pulls a prank on an unsuspecting victim as Agent 13 24 8 from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.

Whackhead's Prank: Cheating husband buys flowers for his mistresses

Whackhead's Prank: Cheating husband buys flowers for his mistresses

Elmarie is happy to help with flowers for his wife, but things take a bad turn when Whackhead orders for his mistresses too.

Senseless Survey: Do pasta and anti-pasta cancel each other out?

Senseless Survey: Do pasta and anti-pasta cancel each other out?

Whackhead takes his ridiculous Senseless Survey prank to the UK!

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming the scammer

Whackhead's Prank: Scamming the scammer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays a prank on a 419 scammer.

Whackhead's Prank: Creepy doll comes to life

Whackhead's Prank: Creepy doll comes to life

Whackhead convinces Vilanthran that his daughter's doll is possessed.

Whackhead's Prank: Looking for love as 84-year-old Beryl

Whackhead's Prank: Looking for love as 84-year-old Beryl

Whackhead plays a chronic smoker with an affinity for gin.

Whackhead's Prank: Channel hopping with Nadeema and Faisal

Whackhead's Prank: Channel hopping with Nadeema and Faisal

Posing as their neighbour, Whackhead calls the couple with a simple ask for the latest tennis score because his power has gone out.