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Whackhead's Prank: Calling a former policeman to pay his TV licence

Whackhead's Prank: Calling a former policeman to pay his TV licence

Whackhead calls a bad-tempered former police officer to follow up on his TV licence payment.

[LISTEN] Bride-to-be attempts to prank heavily sedated fiancé

[LISTEN] Bride-to-be attempts to prank heavily sedated fiancé

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson considered this prank a flop until he learnt that the guy he was trying to prank was heavily sedated on pain killers.

Whackhead's Prank: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throws back to a prank he pulled off when he was working at Kfm's sister station, 947.

Senseless Survey: How would life be if humans had antlers?

Senseless Survey: How would life be if humans had antlers?

How long before Whackhead's random prank call victim quits the call? Listen to the Senseless Survey to find out!

Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries.

Whackhead's Prank: Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance

Whackhead's Prank: Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance

Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course!

[LISTEN] Scammer tries to fool police officer, threatens to have her arrested

[LISTEN] Scammer tries to fool police officer, threatens to have her arrested

A police officer in the United States decided to have a little fun with a scam artist who threatened to have her arrested over phoney bank fraud charges.

Senseless Survey: The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

Senseless Survey: The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend

Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'.

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson says his an entrepreneur at heart, and every once in a while he comes up with a business idea which he tries to flog to the public.

Whackhead's Prank: Dodgy gap year in Aspen

Whackhead's Prank: Dodgy gap year in Aspen

There's little more exciting to high schoolers than the thought of leaving home, seeing the world and figuring out who you are outside of school.

Senseless Survey: Is your day filled with appointments or disappointments?

Senseless Survey: Is your day filled with appointments or disappointments?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: We're reporting you to the Farmville SPCA!

Whackhead's Prank: We're reporting you to the Farmville SPCA!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a self-proclaimed Farmville addict to prank her gatvol husband.

[LISTEN] Producer Brad pens a song for soon-to-be father, Rameez Khan

[LISTEN] Producer Brad pens a song for soon-to-be father, Rameez Khan

Becoming a parent for the first time is a life-changing event. From sleep deprivation, bottle duty to sucking snot from your newborn's nose!

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you need to pay your e-toll bill

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you need to pay your e-toll bill

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a Capetonian - who's never been to Joburg - to let him know that he's late on his e-toll payment.

Senseless Survey: How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

Senseless Survey: How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we accidentally gave you the wrong dental plate

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we accidentally gave you the wrong dental plate

Remember Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's used braces prank? This one is in the same vein, but instead of braces, it's a dental plate.

Whackhead's Prank: The worst Wedding DJ ever

Whackhead's Prank: The worst Wedding DJ ever

What happens when Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is responsible for your wedding playlist?

Whackhead's Prank: Oui Oui! Customer Service the French way

Whackhead's Prank: Oui Oui! Customer Service the French way

You have to hear Whackhead's attempt at a French accent!

Senseless Survey: Can you pound in nails with your hammer toe?

Senseless Survey: Can you pound in nails with your hammer toe?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head

The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing why Beryl desperately is calling a gastroenterologist.

Whackhead's Prank: Someone's been visiting unsavoury websites at 2am

Whackhead's Prank: Someone's been visiting unsavoury websites at 2am

After receiving an outrageously high mobile data bill, Whackhead's prank victim asks her service provider to investigate.

Whackhead's Prank: Did I say you can speak?!

Whackhead's Prank: Did I say you can speak?!

Posing as Mr Tough Guy, Whackhead quickly shows his prank victim who is boss.

[PRANK] Whackhead's flou grappies

[PRANK] Whackhead's flou grappies

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's pranks have officially gone bilingual.

Whackhead's Prank: Classic Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

Whackhead's Prank: Classic Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

Famed for its quirky one-liners, Napoleon Dynamite is the perfect source of awkward and funny lines to use in a prank!

Senseless Survey: Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

Senseless Survey: Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Selling life insurance to a guy who sells life insurance

Whackhead's Prank: Selling life insurance to a guy who sells life insurance

What's worse than a call from a pushy telemarketer trying to sell you a product you don't need?

Whackhead's Prank: Wat se soort honde verkoop jy?

Whackhead's Prank: Wat se soort honde verkoop jy?

Over the last year or so, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson has been working to improve his Afrikaans language skills.

Whackhead's Prank: What NOT to do if you receive someone else's mail

Whackhead's Prank: What NOT to do if you receive someone else's mail

What do you do when the postman accidentally places a neighbour's letters in your mailbox?

Whackhead's Prank: What's your credit card number and CVV?

Whackhead's Prank: What's your credit card number and CVV?

Whackhead tricks a man into sharing his credit card details, including the CVV number!

Senseless Survey: Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers?

Senseless Survey: Is there an elegant way to smell your fingers?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Craigslist Indonesian language teacher

Whackhead's Prank: Craigslist Indonesian language teacher

Fair warning, the cringe factor on this prank is pretty high, so be prepared!

Whackhead's Prank: Inquiring about 'Rent-A-Hubby' services

Whackhead's Prank: Inquiring about 'Rent-A-Hubby' services

Posing as 72-year-old Beryl, Whackhead calls rent-a-hubby to inquire about their services. 

Throwback to Whackhead's John Perlman prank

Throwback to Whackhead's John Perlman prank

Whackhead welcomes the award-winning broadcaster to the Primedia family with a throwback prank.

Whackhead's Prank: Mom, I'm in love with a 52-year old woman!

Whackhead's Prank: Mom, I'm in love with a 52-year old woman!

Son pranks his mother by telling her that he's in love with a middle-aged woman.

Breakfast War: Would French Toast surrender to the English Muffin?

Breakfast War: Would French Toast surrender to the English Muffin?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen named George and dupes him into thinking that she's answering questions for her country.

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, no gun licence for you my friend!

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, no gun licence for you my friend!

Posing as a representative of the department, he calls up his prank victim to let him know that his gun application was denied. The reason will have you in stitches!

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike, teach me how to fly!

Whackhead's Prank: Magic Mike, teach me how to fly!

Whackhead calls up a magic fanatic and coaches him in flying lessons over the phone.

Senseless Survey: Are fruit flies healthier than normal flies?

Senseless Survey: Are fruit flies healthier than normal flies?

Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes her into thinking that he's answering important questions for his country.

Whackhead's Prank: Bark like a dog for me

Whackhead's Prank: Bark like a dog for me

Prepare yourself for cringe! Whackhead dons his hilarious hot blonde 'Jennifer' persona once again.

Whackhead's Prank: Nervous about the snip-snip

Whackhead's Prank: Nervous about the snip-snip

Whackhead's victim is afraid to get a vasectomy. But what's the worst that could happen?

Senseless Survey: Have your pants ever caught fire after telling a lie?

Senseless Survey: Have your pants ever caught fire after telling a lie?

Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes her into thinking that he's answering important questions for his country.

Producer Brad sings about the return of the booze ban

Producer Brad sings about the return of the booze ban

Producer Brad lastest song is an ode to the unexpected return of the alcohol ban.

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

The Senseless Survey, Kids without Eyebrows, raging husband and more! A round-up of pranks aired on Kfm Mornings 20-24 July.

Whackhead's Prank: Your wife is so hot! Can I get her number?

Whackhead's Prank: Your wife is so hot! Can I get her number?

They say that hell hath no fury as a woman scorned, but whoever "they" is hasn't tasted the wrath of a jealous husband.

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

There's nothing like a payback prank featuring Whackhead Simpson!

Senseless Survey: How do you throw away a trash can?

Senseless Survey: How do you throw away a trash can?

Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes him into thinking that he's answering important questions for his country.

Whackhead's Prank: Pushing high heels to the limit

Whackhead's Prank: Pushing high heels to the limit

Whackhead's prank victim quickly catches on and promptly hangs up the phone.

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

The Senseless Survey, debt collector, disgruntled customer and more! A round-up of pranks aired on Kfm Mornings 13-17 July.

Whackhead's Prank: Customer wants to return squeaky bed

Whackhead's Prank: Customer wants to return squeaky bed

Mr Pienaar is not happy with his newly purchased bed. Unfortunately for him, Whackhead plays the customer services representative.

Whackhead's Prank: Debt collector won’t take no for an answer

Whackhead's Prank: Debt collector won’t take no for an answer

There's not much more aggravating than being continuously harassed by debt collectors for a debt you don't owe.

Senseless Survey: Do the stairs in your house go up or down?

Senseless Survey: Do the stairs in your house go up or down?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Hotel receptionist sings 'Rock-a-bye Baby'

Whackhead's Prank: Hotel receptionist sings 'Rock-a-bye Baby'

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson receives 5-star service when he asks a hotel receptionist to sing him to sleep.

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Senseless Survey, 419 scammer, Producer Brad song and more!

Producer Brad is not ashamed to be a 'Gas Braaier'

Producer Brad is not ashamed to be a 'Gas Braaier'

Producer Brad refuses to be shamed, he needs his heat and he needs it now.

Whackhead's Prank: Do not mess with Gerrie the Destroyer

Whackhead's Prank: Do not mess with Gerrie the Destroyer

Whackhead sides with the bad guy to intimidate his partner after their business relationship goes sour.

Whackhead's Prank: Confronting a 419 con artist

Whackhead's Prank: Confronting a 419 con artist

Whackhead calls up a cunning con artist and accuses him of trying to pull a fast one of him.

Senseless Survey: Can you call a quarter of an orange, a vitamin c section?

Senseless Survey: Can you call a quarter of an orange, a vitamin c section?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim before she hangs up?

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Weekly round-up of Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's epic pranks

Pranks from 29 June - 3 July 2020: Senseless Survey, BMW fanatic, hot blonde Jennifer and more!

Whackhead's Prank: Sloppy kisses for Jennifer

Whackhead's Prank: Sloppy kisses for Jennifer

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Jennifer persona is known for getting herself into some interesting situations.