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Senseless Survey: Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it

Senseless Survey: Jogging is much more fun when you don't do it

How many questions will Whackhead manage to ask before his prank victim catches on?

Whackhead's Prank: Case of theft against alarm system provider

Whackhead's Prank: Case of theft against alarm system provider

Whackhead calls his already livid prank victim and makes a bad problem even worse.

Whackhead's Prank: There was an attempt... Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Whackhead's Prank: There was an attempt... Blood donation gone horribly wrong

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the South African National Blood Services and offers to make a blood donation.

Senseless Survey: Was learning cursive really necessary?

Senseless Survey: Was learning cursive really necessary?

How many will Whackhead manage to ask before the unsuspecting victim catches on?

Watch Whackhead's Beitbridge border prank on TikTok

Watch Whackhead's Beitbridge border prank on TikTok

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's Beitbridge border prank is getting increasingly popular on TikTok.

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with a horrible boss

Whackhead's Prank: Interview with a horrible boss

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson puts his prank victim in a catch-22 situation when he phones for a job interview but as a horrible boss.

Whackhead's Prank: Stuck at Beitbridge border

Whackhead's Prank: Stuck at Beitbridge border

Whackhead plays a man stuck at the Beitbridge between South Africa and Zimbabwe.

Senseless Survey: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?

Senseless Survey: If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out of its nose?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and asks a range of nonsensical questions in a bid to see how long they'll stay on the line.

Listen to Whackhead’s Top Pranks of 2020

Listen to Whackhead’s Top Pranks of 2020

Here’s a look back at the most-listened-to pranks of 2020.

Whackhead's Prank 2020 Countdown: Nasty and offensive coughing fit

Whackhead's Prank 2020 Countdown: Nasty and offensive coughing fit

Kfm Mornings countdown the most popular Whackhead pranks of 2020.

Senseless Survey: Ever pulled a muscle avoiding your neighbour?

Senseless Survey: Ever pulled a muscle avoiding your neighbour?

Whackhead calls up a random citizen and dupes him into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: Buying mom a Christmas gift from the adult shop

Whackhead's Prank: Buying mom a Christmas gift from the adult shop

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is up to his usual tricks again!

Whackhead's Prank: Cold calling neighbours for a Christmas lunch invite

Whackhead's Prank: Cold calling neighbours for a Christmas lunch invite

The prankster poses as an elderly woman and calls up five people to see if they'd open up their hearts to a lonely neighbour in need.

Senseless Survey: Do you know Yoda's surname?

Senseless Survey: Do you know Yoda's surname?

Find out how many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up!

Whackhead's Prank: Breast milk is the only cure

Whackhead's Prank: Breast milk is the only cure

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson wreaks havoc in his most daring prank yet. (Adults only!)

Whackhead's Prank: Don't mess with my Audi TT

Whackhead's Prank: Don't mess with my Audi TT

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an Audi TT driver whose car is in for a service.

Senseless Survey: Describe how it feels to be constipated in one word

Senseless Survey: Describe how it feels to be constipated in one word

How many ridiculous questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before she hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you've been watching quite a lot of dirty movies

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you've been watching quite a lot of dirty movies

Whackhead intercepts a hotel front desk and calls up one of the guests to mess with him.

Whackhead's Prank: Car insurance hang-up challenge

Whackhead's Prank: Car insurance hang-up challenge

Whackhead tests whether he can get a call centre agent to hang up on him first.

"Put your trees up for Christmas!" Producer Brad's Christmas party track

"Put your trees up for Christmas!" Producer Brad's Christmas party track

The holiday season is around the corner and what better way to usher it in than with a festive song.

Whackhead's Prank: You should be on Idols!

Whackhead's Prank: You should be on Idols!

Whackhead calls up an aspiring singer and tempts her with the promise of making it to the top 10 round of Idols.

[LISTEN] Kfm Mornings wake-up call with Whackhead Simpson

[LISTEN] Kfm Mornings wake-up call with Whackhead Simpson

With marketing budgets low, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson takes matters into his own hands.

Senseless Survey: 'Guy' is the laziest name for a son

Senseless Survey: 'Guy' is the laziest name for a son

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

Whackhead's Prank: Customer service helps calm down baby Kayla and Rufus the dog

Whackhead's Prank: Customer service helps calm down baby Kayla and Rufus the dog

Whackead calls customer service under the guise of needing help with his online banking.

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour won't clean up after her dog

Whackhead's Prank: Neighbour won't clean up after her dog

Brace yourself for another outlandish Whackhead character.

Senseless Survey: Should men who wear flip-flops should get pedicures?

Senseless Survey: Should men who wear flip-flops should get pedicures?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out.

Whackhead's Prank: Help, there's a bug in my nose!

Whackhead's Prank: Help, there's a bug in my nose!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives his simple-minded Craig character to prank a doctor's office.

Whackhead's Prank: Calling Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Whackhead's Prank: Calling Mr William Webb Ellis and Kisseng Langoobye

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson revives one of his older pranks from 2007 when South Africa beat England 15-6 in the Rugby World Cup.

Whackhead's Prank: He ordered glass, they sent him grass instead

Whackhead's Prank: He ordered glass, they sent him grass instead

Frustrated customer learns that the incorrect product was dispatched due to a misunderstanding.

[LISTEN] Throwback to US election prank

[LISTEN] Throwback to US election prank

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throwback to a prank from a foreign radio station where a presumed Republican is called by the Democrat office to thank him for his vote.

Senseless Survey: Day with the lowest crime rate is Mother's Day

Senseless Survey: Day with the lowest crime rate is Mother's Day

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send her over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Psychic Johan is the best in the business

Whackhead's Prank: Psychic Johan is the best in the business

Whackhead messes with a guy in desperate search of answers.

[PRANK] Refuse to change the weather for me? I demand to speak to Simon Gear

[PRANK] Refuse to change the weather for me? I demand to speak to Simon Gear

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson plays an old lady frustrated by the weather. She phones up the weather forecasting office to ask if they can please adjust the temperature so it feels like Mauritius.

Senseless Survey: Are magicians great at shoplifting?

Senseless Survey: Are magicians great at shoplifting?

Catch Whackhead's Senseless Survey at 8.10am every Monday on Kfm Mornings.

[LISTEN] Bride-to-be attempts to prank heavily sedated fiancé

[LISTEN] Bride-to-be attempts to prank heavily sedated fiancé

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson considered this prank a flop until he learnt that the guy he was trying to prank was heavily sedated on pain killers.

Whackhead's Prank: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Whackhead's Prank: Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson throws back to a prank he pulled off when he was working at Kfm's sister station, 947.

Senseless Survey: How would life be if humans had antlers?

Senseless Survey: How would life be if humans had antlers?

How long before Whackhead's random prank call victim quits the call? Listen to the Senseless Survey to find out!

Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

Whackhead pranks the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries.

Whackhead's Prank: Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance

Whackhead's Prank: Your dog's impregnated mine, now you have to pay maintenance

Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course!

[LISTEN] Scammer tries to fool police officer, threatens to have her arrested

[LISTEN] Scammer tries to fool police officer, threatens to have her arrested

A police officer in the United States decided to have a little fun with a scam artist who threatened to have her arrested over phoney bank fraud charges.

Senseless Survey: The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

Senseless Survey: The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend

Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'.

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Whackhead's Prank: BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson says his an entrepreneur at heart, and every once in a while he comes up with a business idea which he tries to flog to the public.

Whackhead's Prank: Dodgy gap year in Aspen

Whackhead's Prank: Dodgy gap year in Aspen

There's little more exciting to high schoolers than the thought of leaving home, seeing the world and figuring out who you are outside of school.

Senseless Survey: Is your day filled with appointments or disappointments?

Senseless Survey: Is your day filled with appointments or disappointments?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up?

Whackhead's Prank: We're reporting you to the Farmville SPCA!

Whackhead's Prank: We're reporting you to the Farmville SPCA!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson joins forces with a self-proclaimed Farmville addict to prank her gatvol husband.

[LISTEN] Producer Brad pens a song for soon-to-be father, Rameez Khan

[LISTEN] Producer Brad pens a song for soon-to-be father, Rameez Khan

Becoming a parent for the first time is a life-changing event. From sleep deprivation, bottle duty to sucking snot from your newborn's nose!

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you need to pay your e-toll bill

Whackhead's Prank: Sir, you need to pay your e-toll bill

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a Capetonian - who's never been to Joburg - to let him know that he's late on his e-toll payment.

Senseless Survey: How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

Senseless Survey: How did people crash their vehicles before cellphones?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we accidentally gave you the wrong dental plate

Whackhead's Prank: Sorry, we accidentally gave you the wrong dental plate

Remember Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's used braces prank? This one is in the same vein, but instead of braces, it's a dental plate.

Whackhead's Prank: The worst Wedding DJ ever

Whackhead's Prank: The worst Wedding DJ ever

What happens when Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is responsible for your wedding playlist?

Whackhead's Prank: Oui Oui! Customer Service the French way

Whackhead's Prank: Oui Oui! Customer Service the French way

You have to hear Whackhead's attempt at a French accent!

Senseless Survey: Can you pound in nails with your hammer toe?

Senseless Survey: Can you pound in nails with your hammer toe?

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head

Whackhead's Prank: Poor Beryl needs a doctor to find her husband's head

The poor receptionist can barely contain her laughter after hearing why Beryl desperately is calling a gastroenterologist.

Whackhead's Prank: Someone's been visiting unsavoury websites at 2am

Whackhead's Prank: Someone's been visiting unsavoury websites at 2am

After receiving an outrageously high mobile data bill, Whackhead's prank victim asks her service provider to investigate.

Whackhead's Prank: Did I say you can speak?!

Whackhead's Prank: Did I say you can speak?!

Posing as Mr Tough Guy, Whackhead quickly shows his prank victim who is boss.

[PRANK] Whackhead's flou grappies

[PRANK] Whackhead's flou grappies

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson's pranks have officially gone bilingual.

Whackhead's Prank: Classic Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

Whackhead's Prank: Classic Napoleon Dynamite soundboard

Famed for its quirky one-liners, Napoleon Dynamite is the perfect source of awkward and funny lines to use in a prank!

Senseless Survey: Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

Senseless Survey: Do you have trouble making and keeping imaginary friends?

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Selling life insurance to a guy who sells life insurance

Whackhead's Prank: Selling life insurance to a guy who sells life insurance

What's worse than a call from a pushy telemarketer trying to sell you a product you don't need?