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Senseless Survey: How do you throw away a trash can?

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and dupes him/her into thinking that they're answering questions for their country.

How many crazy questions will Whackhead ask his unsuspecting victim before they hang up? And which one will send him over the edge?

Whackhead's Prank: Would you like to make a donation to Kids Without Eyebrows?

There's nothing like a payback prank featuring Whackhead Simpson!

Jozaan enlists the legendary prankster to help get sweet revenge on a work colleague who pranks her all the time.

Posing as Craig, a volunteer at The KWE Charity, Whackhead makes a desperate plea for kids who are born without eyebrows.

Whackhead's Prank: Your wife is so hot! Can I get her number?

They say that hell hath no fury as a woman scorned, but whoever "they" is hasn't tasted the wrath of a jealous husband.

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls the known hothead and daringly asks for his wife's phone number. The husband's rage quickly escalates as Whackhead persistently taunts him by hitting on his wife.

Producer Brad sings about the return of the booze ban

Government reinstating its ban on alcohol sales is with no warning is enough to make a grown man weep. Producer Brad shares his feelings about the move in his latest autotuned song, "Return of the ban".

Catch Whackhead's Pranks on Kfm Mornings! Weekdays, 8.10AM on Kfm 94.5!

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