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  2. 15:00 - 19:00 The Flash Drive with Carl Wastie

Senseless Survey: Can you call a quarter orange, a vitamin c section?

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his list of crazy and inappropriate Senseless Survey questions before he gets caught out!

How many questions will Whackhead manage this time, before the caller hangs up?

Confronting a 419 scammer

Whackhead calls up a cunning con artist and accuses him of trying to pull a fast one of him.

The scammer's reaction quickly turns to aggressive insults and abuse.

Producer Brad is a proud Gas Braaier

Producer Brad refuses to be shamed, he needs his heat and he needs it now. 'Gas Braaier' is dedicated to the handful of South Africans who have moved from traditional wood to gas braai.

To the (auto)tune of Imagine Dragon's 'Bad Liar', Producer Brad belts out "I'm a gas braaaaaier!"

Hotel reception lullaby

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson receives 5-star service when he asks a hotel receptionist to sing him to sleep.

Catch Whackhead's Pranks on Kfm Mornings! Weekdays, 8.10AM on Kfm 94.5!

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